Just imagine: Legolas goes to Imladris for the first time
and for some reason everyone is expecting him to be slender, thin even,
fair and pretty prince, but instead it is more like: “I swear to
Elbereth he is like at least ten ft tall" “how the hell he can live
in a forest look at him he can stuck between trees if they grow too close our doorways are too narrow for him”
“if he pulls this string even tiniest bit more he can break a bow in
half I swear” “why does he even need a bow look at him
he can probably just break orcs like they are sticks with his bare
hands”
Wow
Dark Tolkien Fandom show me the forbidden Legolas.
Watching Jurassic Park and I have Opinions on this place as a zoo. Feeding the predators live prey?? There’s other ways to provide enrichment! Also that enclosure is way too small for multiple large animals like that! Electric fences? Ha! Electric fences won’t stop a fucking goat! Where’s the zoo experts? Who designed these enclosures?? Were all zoos this shitty in the 90s???
This t-rex is so happy to be tearing a car apart and pushing it over a cliff! She’s got so much energy! She needs healthy outlets! Where the fuck is her enrichment team???
Was commissioned by the Llaudet family after their son died at 22. The epitaph bears famous verses by one of Catalan’s greatest poets, Jacint Verdaguer:
“And his young heart can not help; in his veins the blood stops and freezes and encouragement lost faith embraces fall feeling the kiss of death”
I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.
Shakespeare could only aspire to this level of dramatic irony.
Poem Bangkok fall/winter 2019
“Eternity In An Hour”
I’m so sad that OP cut the model face out. Because she’s so beautiful and the most important thing is SHE IS A TRANSWOMAN AND I REALLY LOVE HER JUST LOOK AT HER FACE I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!
her name is Treechada Petcharat also known as Poyd (her instagram)
My grandfather was a brick mason and my mom worked jobs with him, and this resulted in me effectively getting a bricklayer’s apprenticeship because I wound up on job sites all the time because they had nothing else to do with me.
I have Very Strong Opinions about brickwork. Very Strong. Also, get me some brick and I can build you a house.
That drippy shit where they don’t scrape the excess grout? I fuckin’ hate that shit. It looks sloppy and lazy and is absolutely wasteful.
This shit? Nasty. Gross. Properly scrape it, you absolute terrors. You could mix half the amount of grout and still have the rest for the next job. Goddamn.
Hey
Hey ren
How do you feel about
This
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PAINT OVER PERFECTLY GOOD BRICK
BRICK IS PRETTY
THAT PAINT JOB IS BORING AS FUCK AND EVERYONE WHO SIGNED OFF ON IT SHOULD BE ASHAMED
